#unix http://www.umask.nl - It's possible that the whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. -- W. E. Hickson
#linux http://www.umask.nl - I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - We all dream of being the darling of everybody's darling.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Dames lie about anything -- just for practice. -- Raymond Chandler
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Memory fault -- brain fried
#unix http://www.umask.nl - There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -- Will Rogers
#unix http://www.umask.nl - A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells
#linux http://www.umask.nl - THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! Plans to "Eat it later"
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Philosophy, n.: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - What's on the floor of the old hen-house? Doo-doo, doo-doo. -- Foghorn Leghorn, to "Camptown Ladies"
#linux http://www.umask.nl - After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - The future is going to be boring. -- J. G. Ballard
#linux http://www.umask.nl - There never was a good war or a bad peace. -- Benjamin Franklin
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge. -- Benjamin Franklin
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Do YOU have redeeming social value?
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Fidelity, n.: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will eventually mature.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Too cool to calypso, Too tough to tango, Too weird to watusi -- The Only Ones
#linux http://www.umask.nl - The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. -- Henry Kissinger
#linux http://www.umask.nl - The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
RT @bugisradio: #linux http://www.umask.nl - Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
RT @unixland: #linux http://www.umask.nl - Avoid strange women and temporary variables.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - All the men on my staff can type. -- Bella Abzug
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Gardeners do it in raised beds.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos. -- Tom Stoppard
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Gary Hart's biggest mistake was not getting Teddy Kennedy to drive Donna Rice home.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Miller
#linux http://www.umask.nl - When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - I can resist anything but temptation.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwein
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go. -- Austin Dobson
#unix http://www.umask.nl - I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor
#linux http://www.umask.nl - A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Enjoy yourself while you're still old.
#linux http://www.umask.nl - CONSULTANT: Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
#unix http://www.umask.nl - Q: Why do WASPs play golf? A: So they can dress like pimps.