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Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



Created 02/18/2012 - 1 year ago


BELLEVUE, NE—Shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday, Landon Matthew Crowley, a 7-pound, 14-ounce baby boy and the future warlord who will rule over the charred remnants of what was once the state of Nebraska, was welcomed into the world at Omaha's Methodist H...


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Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



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